Mace Windex
- Dan
- Feb 23, 2019
- 1 min read
Updated: Jul 19, 2019
Impotent Products

Your windows will be so crystal clear that they may cease to exist, and a young confused impressionable teenager may cut off your arm while his creepy uncle(?) hits you with a homemade taser then pushes you out said non-window.
Sold wherever I am the senate.