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Feb 14, 20191 min read

Quick Stare: Harbor Place Aberdeen

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Stairwell Aficionado

A stairwell in Aberdeen close to Samurai Sushi

This stairwell separates the diamond sellers from the Russian lawyers. The carpet pattern induced-vertigo separated the Samurai Sushi I ate next door from my stomach.

This stairwell gets 3 avocado roll projectiles out of 5.

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