The Impotent Satyr

"This is so cool," Tesla founder Elon Musk exclaimed while traversing through space at a speed faster than light. "It's like I'm driving over a snowy mountain pass on Earth. These stars shooting by me pale in comparison to the soft white flurries that would fly over my car windshield as I drove 45 miles per hour.

Some time later Musk activated his light saber, waving it around as if his younger self would a flashlight in the dark.