
Two Celebrities Who Did NOT Age Well
Where has the time gone? Where has my ample supply of cheese gone?
Apr 4, 20241 min read
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Lift With Your Legs
Safety first!
Mar 24, 20241 min read
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Life is a B
Sparky's life didn't quite go as planned. But he is still a pretty good boy.
Mar 3, 20241 min read
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Hunger Overruled
"The court sentences you to 200 hours of assembling pigs in a blanket."
Nov 8, 20221 min read
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Saitama goes to a straight-edge party
Drank it in one gulp.
Nov 3, 20221 min read
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Easy, Breezy, Face-Eaty, Beautiful
Velociraptor seeks biped who enjoys outdoors
Aug 4, 20221 min read
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North Korean Radio: The Sequel
Impotent Comics
Jul 21, 20221 min read
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North Korean Radio
When radio DJ Kim Jong-un tells you, "Don't touch that dial," you'd better not touch that dial.
Jul 6, 20221 min read
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Canceling Your TV Service
Impotent Comics Don't you just hate it when you go to cancel your 'all-horses all-the-time' television service and the representative on...
Aug 29, 20211 min read
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The Expellianus Spell
Impotent Comics This is official Harry Potter canon, btw
May 9, 20211 min read
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You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16
Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.
Apr 24, 20211 min read
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Homislide (Homicide Slide)
Impotent Comics
Feb 26, 20211 min read
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Verbs
"Anything can be a verb, and every verb is interchangeable," Tom Windows95'd. "Haha. Beep boop."
Dec 1, 20201 min read
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Inspector Gadget but He Outlives All His Loved Ones
"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."
Jun 15, 20201 min read
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Theater Smotherer
That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.
May 25, 20201 min read
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Either You Resurrect or Find a Job
Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.
May 18, 20201 min read
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Priest Cop
"I'm not just a priest...I'm also a cop!"
Apr 26, 20201 min read
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The Breakless Club | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 15
Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.
Apr 12, 20201 min read
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David, Enough!
Is a bad comic getting the best the best the best the best of you?
Feb 13, 20201 min read
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Smells Like MacGuffin Spirit | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 14
Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?
Feb 6, 20201 min read
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The Law Office of Ace Bandit & Bandit
If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.
Jan 28, 20201 min read
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I Embrace Gritty Live-Action Remakes w/ Open [Nuclear] Arms
Look at me! I'm new and beautiful! Watch me flip and twirl! My effects are gorgeous!
Dec 9, 20191 min read
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Alight Switch
An office employee discovers a mysterious wall switch behind the water fountain. You'll never guess what happens next.
Dec 1, 20191 min read
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Inspector Gadget but He Has No Concept of Pain
Inspector Gadget lowers his shoulder and charges at crime, but he left his nervous system behind long ago.
Nov 27, 20191 min read
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I'd Like to Speak to a PokeManager
"And is it true that you will purchase this sticky ultra ball that I spilled lemonade on?"
Nov 27, 20191 min read
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The Languishing I've Endured From My Cureig Has Made My Therapist Wealthy
"Alright, I'm just going to go have an awful day now, thank you."
Nov 25, 20191 min read
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My Cureig hurts me emotionally
What was in that coffee?
Nov 5, 20191 min read
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My Abusive Cureig
Haha thank you
Nov 4, 20191 min read
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Mama, I'm Comin' Home | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 3 The Video Series
Episode 3 now for viewing on home video!
Aug 27, 20191 min read
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It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Who Lost an Eye Loses Their Mind | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 2 Video
"Obviously, Crewman Randyl's luck was poor. Didn't want that luck draggin' us down anyway."
Aug 22, 20191 min read
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Rash By Sunset | Very Bored Pirates Episode 1: The Video Series
"Everyone stopped liking lime mojito night when we ran out of limes. Now our scurvy is back."
Aug 21, 20191 min read
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Fraise (Frasier Parody)
But, Niles, this woman would need to eat at least 17 ounces of you to get her daily value of manganese!
Jul 2, 20191 min read
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Harry Potter: Wizards Unite (Unless My Spell Energy is Low)
A water orb Confoundable has trapped a Ministry Administrator. What would Dumblejesus do?
Jun 24, 20191 min read
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The Hero Gotham College of Optometry Needs Right Now
By day Dan Davis is an ordinary man. But when the glasses come off, he becomes...
Jun 14, 20191 min read
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Flirty Harry
Go ahead, make my day.
Jun 8, 20191 min read
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Cockpit Shenanigans
Yeah, so after I got to the hospital it took six doctors to remove it.
Jun 1, 20191 min read
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Kronk Pulls the Lever Again
Pull the lever, Kronk!
May 26, 20191 min read
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Inspector Gadget but He Can't Feel Human Emotions
Inspector Gadget makes his best attempt at appealing to the heart.
May 13, 20191 min read
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A Kid in King Solomon's Court
The Judgement of Solomon: a tale stolen by Japanese animators.
May 8, 20191 min read
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I. E. Don't Know What I'm Doing
"The IED procedure was a complete success."
Apr 29, 20191 min read
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Remorse Code
*slaps roof of stomach* This bad boy can fit so many f**king soft tacos
Apr 24, 20191 min read
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Kronk Pulls it
Kronk pulls it, and Yzma asks why they even have it. Then the two of them sit through 3 hours of employee respectfulness VHS tapes.
Mar 31, 20191 min read
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Downloading: Hurt
"I'd cry if my tear ducts were currently installed."
Mar 27, 20191 min read
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Knee Deep in Ship--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 13
Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.
Mar 24, 20191 min read
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Cargo Prance--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 12
Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.
Mar 8, 20191 min read
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Parent-less in the Pacific--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 11
Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.
Mar 7, 20191 min read
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Ship Teas--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 10
The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.
Mar 6, 20191 min read
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Gentle Seas and Soft Balls--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 9
Captain MacGuffin and the crew play a rousing game of softball and test out a few of Isaac Newton's theories.
Feb 18, 20191 min read
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Permission to Bored -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 8
Crewman Lizardbreath seeks out Captain MacGuffin's wisdom and knowledge about sea vessels. Also, Crewman Leonard is there, too.
Feb 4, 20191 min read
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Snapped Back to Reality -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 7
The crew moors The Plank Slate in hopes of hiring a few deck hands, but bad handwriting causes Captain MacGuffin to exercise a demon.
Jan 28, 20191 min read
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