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Apr 41 min read

Two Celebrities Who Did NOT Age Well

Where has the time gone? Where has my ample supply of cheese gone?

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Mar 241 min read

Lift With Your Legs

Safety first!

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Mar 31 min read

Life is a B

Sparky's life didn't quite go as planned. But he is still a pretty good boy.

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Nov 8, 20221 min read

Hunger Overruled

"The court sentences you to 200 hours of assembling pigs in a blanket."

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Nov 3, 20221 min read

Saitama goes to a straight-edge party

Drank it in one gulp.

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Aug 4, 20221 min read

Easy, Breezy, Face-Eaty, Beautiful

Velociraptor seeks biped who enjoys outdoors

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Jul 21, 20221 min read

North Korean Radio: The Sequel

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Jul 6, 20221 min read

North Korean Radio

When radio DJ Kim Jong-un tells you, "Don't touch that dial," you'd better not touch that dial.

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Aug 29, 20211 min read

Canceling Your TV Service

Impotent Comics Don't you just hate it when you go to cancel your 'all-horses all-the-time' television service and the representative on...

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May 9, 20211 min read

The Expellianus Spell

Impotent Comics This is official Harry Potter canon, btw

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Apr 24, 20211 min read

You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16

Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

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Feb 26, 20211 min read

Homislide (Homicide Slide)

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Dec 1, 20201 min read

Verbs

"Anything can be a verb, and every verb is interchangeable," Tom Windows95'd. "Haha. Beep boop."

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Jun 15, 20201 min read

Inspector Gadget but He Outlives All His Loved Ones

"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."

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May 25, 20201 min read

Theater Smotherer

That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.

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May 18, 20201 min read

Either You Resurrect or Find a Job

Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.

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Apr 26, 20201 min read

Priest Cop

"I'm not just a priest...I'm also a cop!"

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Apr 12, 20201 min read

The Breakless Club | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 15

Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.

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Feb 13, 20201 min read

David, Enough!

Is a bad comic getting the best the best the best the best of you?

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Feb 6, 20201 min read

Smells Like MacGuffin Spirit | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 14

Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?

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Jan 28, 20201 min read

The Law Office of Ace Bandit & Bandit

If you or a loved one has been on the receiving end of an unwelcomed boop, you may be entitled to a large tennis ball settlement.

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Dec 9, 20191 min read

I Embrace Gritty Live-Action Remakes w/ Open [Nuclear] Arms

Look at me! I'm new and beautiful! Watch me flip and twirl! My effects are gorgeous!

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Dec 1, 20191 min read

Alight Switch

An office employee discovers a mysterious wall switch behind the water fountain. You'll never guess what happens next.

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Nov 27, 20191 min read

Inspector Gadget but He Has No Concept of Pain

Inspector Gadget lowers his shoulder and charges at crime, but he left his nervous system behind long ago.

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Nov 27, 20191 min read

I'd Like to Speak to a PokeManager

"And is it true that you will purchase this sticky ultra ball that I spilled lemonade on?"

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Nov 25, 20191 min read

The Languishing I've Endured From My Cureig Has Made My Therapist Wealthy

"Alright, I'm just going to go have an awful day now, thank you."

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Nov 5, 20191 min read

My Cureig hurts me emotionally

What was in that coffee?

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Nov 4, 20191 min read

My Abusive Cureig

Haha thank you

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Aug 27, 20191 min read

Mama, I'm Comin' Home | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 3 The Video Series

Episode 3 now for viewing on home video!

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Aug 22, 20191 min read

It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Who Lost an Eye Loses Their Mind | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 2 Video

"Obviously, Crewman Randyl's luck was poor. Didn't want that luck draggin' us down anyway."

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Aug 21, 20191 min read

Rash By Sunset | Very Bored Pirates Episode 1: The Video Series

"Everyone stopped liking lime mojito night when we ran out of limes. Now our scurvy is back."

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Jul 2, 20191 min read

Fraise (Frasier Parody)

But, Niles, this woman would need to eat at least 17 ounces of you to get her daily value of manganese!

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Jun 24, 20191 min read

Harry Potter: Wizards Unite (Unless My Spell Energy is Low)

A water orb Confoundable has trapped a Ministry Administrator. What would Dumblejesus do?

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Jun 14, 20191 min read

The Hero Gotham College of Optometry Needs Right Now

By day Dan Davis is an ordinary man. But when the glasses come off, he becomes...

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Jun 8, 20191 min read

Flirty Harry

Go ahead, make my day.

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Jun 1, 20191 min read

Cockpit Shenanigans

Yeah, so after I got to the hospital it took six doctors to remove it.

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May 26, 20191 min read

Kronk Pulls the Lever Again

Pull the lever, Kronk!

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May 13, 20191 min read

Inspector Gadget but He Can't Feel Human Emotions

Inspector Gadget makes his best attempt at appealing to the heart.

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May 8, 20191 min read

A Kid in King Solomon's Court

The Judgement of Solomon: a tale stolen by Japanese animators.

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Apr 29, 20191 min read

I. E. Don't Know What I'm Doing

"The IED procedure was a complete success."

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Apr 24, 20191 min read

Remorse Code

*slaps roof of stomach* This bad boy can fit so many f**king soft tacos

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Mar 31, 20191 min read

Kronk Pulls it

Kronk pulls it, and Yzma asks why they even have it. Then the two of them sit through 3 hours of employee respectfulness VHS tapes.

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Mar 27, 20191 min read

Downloading: Hurt

"I'd cry if my tear ducts were currently installed."

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Mar 24, 20191 min read

Knee Deep in Ship--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 13

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.

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Mar 8, 20191 min read

Cargo Prance--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 12

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.

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Mar 7, 20191 min read

Parent-less in the Pacific--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 11

Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.

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Mar 6, 20191 min read

Ship Teas--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 10

The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.

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Feb 18, 20191 min read

Gentle Seas and Soft Balls--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 9

Captain MacGuffin and the crew play a rousing game of softball and test out a few of Isaac Newton's theories.

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Feb 4, 20191 min read

Permission to Bored -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 8

Crewman Lizardbreath seeks out Captain MacGuffin's wisdom and knowledge about sea vessels. Also, Crewman Leonard is there, too.

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Jan 28, 20191 min read

Snapped Back to Reality -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 7

The crew moors The Plank Slate in hopes of hiring a few deck hands, but bad handwriting causes Captain MacGuffin to exercise a demon.

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