"Kick off your Saw-nday shoes"

"A nether one." (translation: a speaker is also located in my nether region)

Yo Momma Momma Mia

Your liver will handle what your heart can't. Drink up, bitch.

I say 'yay'; You say 'yay'; We all say 'yay' for Ñ.

Hey I just met you This is cray Here's my number Call me May

Ten Thousand Light Bulbs in the Air

I'd be runnin' up that hill (wearing your face) Runnin' up that road (still wearing your face) Runnin' up that building (sweating profusely)

"I'd really prefer to work somewhere on or adjacent to golden streets."

Where's all the sexy corpses at? Don't tell me I bought all this scuba gear for nothing!

Flaccid Jazz I haven't an ounce of regret for making this.

"Runnin' (Up the Meter) With the Devil"

That's what you get when you let spaceballs win

You give Louvre a bad name

Entire cup may be submerged in a milky brine.

On the first night of the South American tour, Ozzy bit the bat-shaped mustache clean off a poor señor's face.

Pandoraborous

Flaccid Jazz This is what it sounds like when doves cry [SPLASHING NOISES]

Flaccid Jazz I like the way you work it. Especially after you've called 8-1-1 to confirm with your local utilities company that it's OK...

Flaccid Jazz "One more time we're gonna celebrate—" *ref blows whistle* EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION! FIVE YARD PENALTY! *the home team crowd...

Billie Joe Armstrong was subsequently sacked hard on the first play and fell into a coma, not waking until September 30th.

Flaccid Jazz

Flaccid Jazz I was going to write a track list, but going any further with this feels too wrong.

Sonic is a part of me; He and I were meant to play; Sonic games make me irate; Sonic plays the part of me

Track 6--PC Police Ruined My Jokes

Genesis front man Phil Collins doesn't remember acting in the 1995 movie Waterworld, and I think that's the least of his problems.

Will you bite the hand that reads?

Bygone heroes in a half shell.

And now all those foreign language classes you took in college to become a Cunnilinguist were for naught.

Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.

Flaccid Jazz Call your personal tax specialist today to switch over to this fabulous new option--oh, who am I kidding? This is a dumb joke.

Flaccid Jazz Feat. Mark Ronson This post sponsored by Impotent Products! Selling you things you didn't know existed and don't really...

You've got a hand in me. With one finger you nod my head, and you make me agree to everything you've said. I still remember when you wore me

Their new album Hands All Over Tamriel is making its way to an oblivion gate near you!

Lazzara claims that his band doesn't fit into the emo genre, but when his own band mates go missing, he begins to play a different tune.

Flaccid Jazz #TheBeatles