You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16
Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.
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Apr 12, 2020
The Breakless Club | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 15
Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.
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Feb 6, 2020
Smells Like MacGuffin Spirit | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 14
Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?
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Mar 24, 2019
Knee Deep in Ship--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 13
Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.
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Mar 8, 2019
Cargo Prance--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 12
Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.
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Mar 7, 2019
Parent-less in the Pacific--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 11
Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.
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Mar 6, 2019
Ship Teas--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 10
The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.
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Feb 18, 2019
Gentle Seas and Soft Balls--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 9
Captain MacGuffin and the crew play a rousing game of softball and test out a few of Isaac Newton's theories.
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Feb 4, 2019
Permission to Bored -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 8
Crewman Lizardbreath seeks out Captain MacGuffin's wisdom and knowledge about sea vessels. Also, Crewman Leonard is there, too.
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Jan 28, 2019
Snapped Back to Reality -- Very Bored Pirates Ep. 7
The crew moors The Plank Slate in hopes of hiring a few deck hands, but bad handwriting causes Captain MacGuffin to exercise a demon.
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Jan 21, 2019
No Insurance for Cold Men Pt. 2 -- Very Bored Pirates Episode 6
The crew watches in horror as Captain MacGuffin plays God.
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Jan 16, 2019
No Insurance for Cold Men Pt. 1--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 6
The crew makes a Skyrim nod and learns about insurance.
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Jan 14, 2019
Longflank's Treachery--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 5
The crew is forced to learn how to love after love.
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Jan 1, 2019
Human Resources--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 4
The crew gets into some trouble when they take on a hitchhiker without checking their references.
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Dec 31, 2018
Mama, I'm Comin' Home--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 3
Captain MacGuffin must do something drastic to raise the waning morale of his crew.
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Dec 29, 2018
It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Who Lost an Eye Loses Their Mind--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 2
The crew engages in a family-friendly game of Russian roulette.
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Dec 29, 2018
Rash by Sunset--Very Bored Pirates Ep. 1
Lacking citrus fruits, among other things, the crew talks of unionization.
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