Quick Stare: Church of God, Montesano
Stairwell Aficionado I opened the little door below the stairs, and a short human child pushed me over and tore off one of my shoes and a...
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Mar 9, 2019
Grays Harbor Public Viewpoint Tower, Hoquiam
Stairwell Aficionado Oh boy, I haven't written a full-length stairwell review in a long time. This one deserves it, though, as it's...
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Feb 21, 2019
Quick Stare: Tinderbox Coffee Roasters, Aberdeen
Stairwell Aficionado The barista laughed at my joke. He has to marry me now. Dems da rules. Picking out my dress as we speak. This dark,...
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Feb 14, 2019
Quick Stare: Harbor Place Aberdeen
Stairwell Aficionado This stairwell separates the diamond sellers from the Russian lawyers. The carpet pattern induced-vertigo separated...
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Feb 11, 2019
Quick Stare: Rusted Thing Next to Grow Op, S Adams St, Hoquiam
Stairwell Aficionado With my amount of knowledge of this area, I'd say that those tubes fire missiles loaded with drugs to Mexico where...
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Feb 7, 2019
Quick Stare: Port of Grays Harbor, Hoquiam
Stairwell Aficionado There're, like, at least 7 stairwells here. Although I'm preeetty sure these giant cylinders contain David...
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Feb 7, 2019
Quick Stare: Hoquiam River Bridge--no the other one
Stairwell Aficionado This almighty stairwell leads to heaven. The bouncer at the bottom keeps asking to see my nips, yet never lets me...
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Feb 2, 2019
Quick Review: Hoquiam River Bridge
Stairwell Aficionado When cars drive over this bridge it sounds like Jay Jay the Jet Plane flying back into my life after he left to buy...
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Jan 29, 2019
Quick Stare: Grays Harbor WorkSource, The Elliot Building, Aberdeen
Stairwell Aficionado I came with the mission of finding the source of all work. I left with the aroma of a urinal cake lingering in my...
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Dec 31, 2018
Quick Stare: Someone's Property Montesano, WA
Stairwell Aficionado These stairs rule. 4 unexpected but unsatisfying M. Night Shyamalan twists out of 5. #MontesanoWA...
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Oct 23, 2018
Quick Review: Thriftway Backroom Montesano, WA
Stairwell Aficionado Right after I took this picture the pallet jack came alive, chased me down, and hoisted me up by my underwear,...
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Oct 19, 2018
Quick Stare: Hoquiam City Hall Hoquiam, WA
Stairwell Aficionado These aren't the Golden arches I was promised, Mom, but I looted the employee fridge and made my own Kid's Meal. 4...
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Oct 3, 2018
Quick Stare: Nelson Field Montesano, WA
Stairwell Aficionado Is there a wood splinter-caused infection equivalent of tetanus? Cause I'm gonna need its vaccination before I climb...
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Sep 8, 2018
Quick Stare: Grays Harbor County Public Health & Social Services, Aberdeen
Stairwell Aficionado I slid down the banister and fell head first into the recycling bin, becoming entombed in a sea of shredded...
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Jun 27, 2018
Quick Stare: Cosmopolis Treaty Grounds Facility
Stairwell Aficionado The gate kept me out, but the likelihood of tetanus kept me out more. 3 anti-vaxers out of 5 would like to speak to...
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