Jan 7, 2019Trump Compromises to Build Wall from Unpurchased Daddy's Home 2 DVDsThe Impotent Satyr Standing his ground on funding for the US/Mexico border wall, President Donald Trump offered a concession to Democrats...
Dec 14, 201810 Mins into Jared/Ivanka Coitus, Onlooking Trump Offers Son-in-Law Chief of Staff JobThe Impotent Satyr Watching from a bedroom closet the night of December 12th, President Trump said very little while his daughter,...
Nov 12, 2018Trump Skips WWI Cemetery Visit Due to Bone Spurs That Conveniently Haven't Hurt Since 1968The Impotent Satyr President Trump flew to France over the weekend to meet with French President Emmanuel Macron and other world leaders...
Jul 27, 2018Trump Sends 12 Billion Make America Grain Again Hats to Ailing Farmers Across NationThe Impotent Satyr Following retaliatory tariffs on US agriculture exported to China, the Trump administration made a drastic decision on...
Jul 6, 2018EPA Head Scott Pruitt Resigns (Himself to His Fate)The Impotent Satyr The fire rises. #ScottPruitt #Bane #DonaldTrump
Jun 30, 2018Rodrigo Duterte--I mean--President Trump Thanks AFP--er...--ICE for Displacing 1000s of Citizens, uhThe Impotent Satyr I'm not sure why I kept getting the two mixed up, or why I didn't just delete my mistake... #DonaldTrump...
Jun 26, 2018Mueller's Witch Hunt Turns Literal as Hands-Tied Trump Unties Hands and Ends Separation of FamilThe Impotent Satyr Saying that he could do nothing to stop the policy of separating families immigrating to the United States, President...