Wayside Cafe Makes Up for Cruelty-Free Fare w/ Auto-Slapper Upon Exit
"We installed the auto-slapper to bring the excessive haughtiness down to acceptable levels."
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Sep 6, 2019
Cougar Spotted in Olympia Near Capital Mall
The Impotent Satyr ATTENTION residents of West Olympia, a cougar has been spotted near Capital Mall, and she is giving no quarter. Local...
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Aug 29, 2019
Bread Peddler Night Baker Sends Cryptic Messages to Day Shift
Aldo Boyd arrived to work on a cool August morning with a skip in his step and began turning on the garlic butter finger-smudged lights to
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Aug 28, 2019
Man Once Again Uses All Free Olympian Articles On Restaurant Inspections
The Impotent Satyr Olympia area man Jordan Shuleice let fall a single tear after loading up the webpage for the latest Thurston County...
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Aug 28, 2019
Downtown Olympian Says Something Profound, Goes Unheard Amid ALL THE CONSTRUCTION
The Impotent Satyr On Tuesday, August 27th at approximately 3:47 PM, downtown Olympia resident Ezra Staley spoke the most profound string...
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Aug 23, 2019
Sorry 90s Kids, Park Side Cafe Denies Rooftop Dining to Moon Shoes Wearers
The Impotent Satyr In a move that has local Olympians up in ecologically-friendly arms, The Park Side Cafe is targeting the oft neglected...
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Dec 9, 2018
Oly Mayor Selby Adjourns Council Meeting to Play 17 Straight Hours of Smash Bros.
The Impotent Satyr What began as a standard meeting on Thurston County's 911 communications radio system ended earlier than expected when...
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May 28, 2018
WA Rep. Bruce Chandler Won't Stop Touching the Touchless Sanitizer Dispenser
The Impotent Satyr The pleading wails of Republican minority floor leader Rep. Drew Stokesbary could be heard throughout the entire...
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