I don't have much to say about this.

Food scientists at Standford & Sons University have bio-engineered the very first food that is not sexual in any way, shape, or form.

"Believe it or not, while hanging from this adhesive tape covered in dead flies, I've found God. And She has a proboscis."

Customers ordering by-the-handful may not have their pizza reheated, for reasons Vics' lawyers claim are 'paramount in avoiding a law suit.'

Elsa shined a heat lamp in her employees’ faces and was horrified by what she saw; Their mouths were humid and coated in saliva.

"He hadn't even worked a full week yet! He was hired on a Wednesday, and he's already said the same thing twice!"

The Impotent Satyr Jeez loo-eez. Can I catch a break while reaching for a slotted spoon? I'm just trying to stir the macaroni noodles I...

The Impotent Satyr Thurston County's darling Italian sub sandwich shop announced, via a message burned onto thirty-seven hoagie roll...

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The Impotent Satyr

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Rip and tear, until women's rights are upheld.

His thermometer gun is drawn and aimed at the forehead of 1st string quarterback and "COVID is a hoax" enthusiast Broman Guyperson.

So I took a lady, Mary Jane, from a guy on my left, and then I poked my nose through her curls and took in a whiff. BUT I DID NOT INHALE!

"Every executive at TV Tokyo knew exactly that those moans weren't of astonishment"

"Alright," the Lead Manager said in a defeated tone. "Slap a '98 cents' sticker on that thing and add it to the pile."

Sweat slid down Jose's temples and dripped onto the fruit punch-stained collar of his alb.

Right now the bumps in the road give drivers a jarring, earthquake-like sensation that has their morning coffee thrashing about and spilling