Marlin & Me
Newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan leave behind snowy Michigan and move to the Atlantic Ocean, where they buy their first home and find jobs at
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Sep 6, 2019
Eyes Pie
It puts me at ease knowing that my offspring can grow up and identify a tibia or detached septum after a workplace accident.
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Sep 5, 2019
Franklin Drowns in Pussy
Impotent Products When Franklin disobeys his parents and swims at the forbidden water hole, he meets two friendly neighbors who teach him...
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Sep 4, 2019
Franklin Meets God
Impotent Products When Franklin attempts to fly toward the sun, he's knocked back down to Earth in this hilarious tale of adventure,...
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Aug 29, 2019
Frank's Red Hot
Don't be like Frank. Buy yourself some hot sauce that puts the fire back in your step and not in your urine.
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Aug 8, 2019
Blartnite
Blarts can learn the technical skill "Battle Blarts" and attach those razors to their segway, resulting in a fatal farce to be reckoned with
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Aug 7, 2019
Scouring Plaid Shirt
People are RAVING about the The Scouring Plaid Shirt, calling it "the physical manifestation of pain eternal, but I've never looked slimmer"
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Aug 5, 2019
High School Duploma
Are you tired of only being able to fit one brick at-a-time into your ever-salivating mouth?
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Jul 31, 2019
MoccaSins
There is a very good chance the leather came from your dog that went missing when you were nine.
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Jul 26, 2019
Just Caws
Put down the wingsuit--you're geared up with fully built-in down to bring you up. Are you down with that?
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Jul 25, 2019
Doom Maternal
Doom Baby Offensive: Feed the little guy enough UAC MREs and he'll spray caustic brown chunks that give even the gnarliest Pinky pink eye.
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Jul 15, 2019
Pride Pods
They unleash their inner flirt and get all over stains, dirty spots, and pearl-white molars with pride-colored soap that just looks so tasty
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Jul 10, 2019
Laffy Epitaphy
Laffy Epitaphy--the official unofficial sacrament endorsed by the Catholic Church for mourners in need of a rich rib-tickler.
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Jul 9, 2019
Now That's What I Call Alcohol
The only beverage to be endorsed by people who say they go to house parties and spend the entire night petting the owner's cat/dog.
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Jun 25, 2019
Skywalker Ranch Dressing
Did mom buy you some Hoth Pockets but no sauce to dip them in? It's treason then.
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May 3, 2019
The Bravocado
Will it compost my nipples?
No! We think! Gary thinks. He did all the research--granted, he had a seventeen-dollar budget.
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Apr 24, 2019
Roarmaine Lettuce
Impotent Products Do you want to take your salad game to the next level or not? Just sneak up on it and grab yourself a handful. It's all...
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