KoKo Gemz
Share them with: Friends, Neighbors, Old Relatives With Preexisting Health Conditions
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Sep 7, 2020
Coca-Ricola
The menthol and carbonation with send you straight to the wintry planet Hoth, lost in a blizzard with no Tauntaun innards to keep you warm.
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Sep 5, 2020
Marmambo #5
Introducing a THC gummy for those who have it all. Marmambo #5 tastes like absolutely nothing—the one thing you don't have.
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Aug 20, 2020
Thigh-Burst | Watermelon Crush
Are you ready for an edible that is going to make your head feel like it's being crushed by a woman with incredibly strong thighs?
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Aug 17, 2020
Shawarmas
Do you know how to spell culltrol aprapriotion? I can't type it into Google to see if I shouldn't be doing this kind of thing.
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Aug 15, 2020
Pebbles | Diorite
It's just a box of rocks. Small rocks. Pebbles, if you will. But still Pebbles if you won't.
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Aug 6, 2020
Kikkoman Bed Crumbs
"Oh my god. Did you eat the entire bag?"
How many times have you been asked that question in your life? Hi, my name is Johannes Jonsonson.
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Jul 6, 2020
July | Grab Yourself a Fifth
Did I drive the truck onto the roof again? How is that even possible, and why can't I do it when I'm sober?
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Jun 2, 2020
Putin's Eggo Waffles | L'Eggo его Eggo
The ninja coughs up thick red blood that trickles down their chin and finds quarter in a trench of the Eggo waffle. "Nani!?"
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May 24, 2020
Marmas | Grey Poupon
One candy square tastes like just like eating a tablespoon of Grey Poupon.
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May 21, 2020
Marmots
Introducing the first gummy candy to guarantee a complaint to the HOA by your neighbor.
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May 3, 2020
The KaYak | Smelly, Non-Reusable & Biodegradable
Shipped product may be smelly and/or near-death. It is recommended that you use the KaYak immediately after receiving.
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Apr 24, 2020
PEZhaluysta (Made in Russia)
PEZhaluysta! The only candy that asks for consent before lodging itself into your throat.
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Apr 19, 2020
Bred Bull Bread-Bowl-in-a-Can!
Experience the natural sogginess of the bread's insides, and wash it down with Red Bull and some chewy bits!
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