Kingdong Hards for PlayStation 2
Donald, Goofy, and Sora fight the hordes of Hardless, thrusting and busting evil Dicney villains who use The Hardless like pawns.
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Mar 24
Stuart Belittle
The moment The Littles make their decision to adopt him, Stuart berates his fellow orphans for having been picked-over for a mouse.
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Mar 21
Flay's Hand Peeled Skin Chips
Skin chips are hand peeled & fried to dry, flaky perfection. Naturally salty, our crispy boys are sure to satisfy any cannibalistic cravings
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Mar 20
Falanel | Flannel-Coated Falafel
Our employees painstakingly clothe magma-hot falafel in flannel, creating our trademark product: FALANEL
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Mar 10
Nunyuns | Onion Flavored Halos
Relief instantly washes over you, as Nunyun holes are large and famously not tight. Sticking one's finger in a Nunyun gives no satisfaction.
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Mar 3
AirBud vs MVP
The animals' bodies begin to grow. A little. They grow, like, almost a foot bigger. It's super intense.
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Dec 28, 2023
Baldur's Gait
Baldur's Gait is finally here for an Xbox360. Come see and watch all the horses walking that you could for ever ask.
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Nov 12, 2023
Guy-Burst | Hair Gel-Infused Candy
It feels like I swallowed a live hedgehog. It's like my esophagus is a window curtain, and that blue candy I swallowed was Garfield.
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Nov 12, 2023
Heir Fryer | The Answer to Problematic Progeny
Once your unwanted progeny has entered the chamber (in the hopes of getting his freak on), shut the door behind him and release the flames!
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Oct 9, 2023
Disney PIXAR Presents: Boratatouille
The health inspection was not great success. But the soup was to die. And die they did do. High five!
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Jul 13, 2023
Hot Sockets
Upon first bite the Hot Socket burns my mouth in 2 ways. 1st the marinara instantly perforates the roof of my mouth with second-degree burns
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Jun 2, 2023
Chewee's Caramels OOPS! All Salt
We made Gerald try out one of these heavily-salted caramels. After eating one, Gerald was speechless.
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Jun 1, 2023
Dong Smasher 2K23
In a land ruled by dongs, only one dongless individual can stand up and say, "No dongs for me, please."
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Apr 24, 2023
Chodelula Hot Sauce
What if hot sauce could stretch out your insides without wrecking you deep, deep in your intestines?
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Apr 11, 2023
Pre-Kissed Grits
Y'all ever get tired of folks hollering at you, "Kiss my grits"? Just whip out a box of Albers Pre-Kissed Grits and tell them "No thanks."
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Mar 22, 2023
Mussolini Cuisini | Frozen Entrée Ration
The only frozen dinner for one that's actually meant to be split between the whole family. In fact, that's our slogan.
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