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Cunnilanguish | Medical Diagnosis
Treatment includes but is not limited to: Sighing loudly or making fart sounds with your mouth during foreplay
Mar 6, 2024
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Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars'
Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...
Aug 12, 2019
40

Diagnosis: Kocher
"Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves? I've been called worse--today."
Jul 30, 2019
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Diagnosis: Hellacopter
"My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."
Jul 28, 2019
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Procedure: VASEctomy
Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens
May 28, 2019
23

Contagion: The Yawns
Just think of the sorts of creatures who could take advantage of your parted lips and fly right in.
Apr 29, 2019
13

SoBe-GYN
Look out for our upcoming flavor, "Offshore Breeze," that guarantees those within a 16 meter radius will smell what your Rock is cooking.
Apr 22, 2019
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Diagnosis: Conkushion
Impotent M.D. Did you just take a fatty hit off a blunt the size of Andre the Giant's pinky finger? Is your head the lightest it's ever...
Mar 27, 2019
8

Askew-Tips
Impotent M.D. Impotent M.D. has teamed up with the Impotent Products division to bring the people life-saving technologically savvy hopes...
Mar 20, 2019
9

Diagnosis: Tetwrist
Are you suffering from wrist pain after putting in time jerking your joystick while playing the world's favorite block-busting game, Tetris?
Mar 15, 2019
16

Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis
Pain in your hand after a Sith Master instructed you to kill more Younglings than you signed up for? Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis
Mar 11, 2019
41

9/10 Dentists Use Captain Crunch to Perform Gum Surgery
Impotent M.D. Modern technology can't compare to Quaker Oats' Captain Crunch pieces at slicing into the human mouth. Why use anything...
Feb 16, 2019
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