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Mar 6
Cunnilanguish | Medical Diagnosis
Treatment includes but is not limited to: Sighing loudly or making fart sounds with your mouth during foreplay
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Aug 12, 2019
Diagnosis: 'Running With Caesars'
Impotent M.D. Are you or a loved one suffering from the hurtful connotations associated with eating an exorbitant amount of salad? It's...
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Jul 28, 2019
Diagnosis: Hellacopter
"My boy Zack is hella strong; I once saw him bench press a bench press that someone was actively using."
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May 28, 2019
Procedure: VASEctomy
Tired of having kids but short on cash? Just stick your dick in a vase until it shatters, severing your vans deferens
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Apr 29, 2019
Contagion: The Yawns
Just think of the sorts of creatures who could take advantage of your parted lips and fly right in.
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Apr 22, 2019
SoBe-GYN
Look out for our upcoming flavor, "Offshore Breeze," that guarantees those within a 16 meter radius will smell what your Rock is cooking.
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Mar 27, 2019
Diagnosis: Conkushion
Impotent M.D. Did you just take a fatty hit off a blunt the size of Andre the Giant's pinky finger? Is your head the lightest it's ever...
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Mar 20, 2019
Askew-Tips
Impotent M.D. Impotent M.D. has teamed up with the Impotent Products division to bring the people life-saving technologically savvy hopes...
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Mar 15, 2019
Diagnosis: Tetwrist
Are you suffering from wrist pain after putting in time jerking your joystick while playing the world's favorite block-busting game, Tetris?
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Mar 11, 2019
Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis
Pain in your hand after a Sith Master instructed you to kill more Younglings than you signed up for? Diagnosis: Rheumatoid Darthritis
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Feb 16, 2019
9/10 Dentists Use Captain Crunch to Perform Gum Surgery
Impotent M.D. Modern technology can't compare to Quaker Oats' Captain Crunch pieces at slicing into the human mouth. Why use anything...
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