Two Celebrities Who Did NOT Age Well
Where has the time gone? Where has my ample supply of cheese gone?
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Jul 6, 2022
North Korean Radio
When radio DJ Kim Jong-un tells you, "Don't touch that dial," you'd better not touch that dial.
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Aug 29, 2021
Canceling Your TV Service
Impotent Comics Don't you just hate it when you go to cancel your 'all-horses all-the-time' television service and the representative on...
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Apr 24, 2021
You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16
Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.
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Dec 1, 2020
Verbs
"Anything can be a verb, and every verb is interchangeable," Tom Windows95'd. "Haha. Beep boop."
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Jun 15, 2020
Inspector Gadget but He Outlives All His Loved Ones
"Uncle Gadget, after decades of solving mysteries, your body hasn't aged a day. I'm not s-so lucky. Don't f-f-forget about me..Uncle Gaaa.."
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May 25, 2020
Theater Smotherer
That's it—I'm calling for a teenager earning minimum wage to come and smother your insufferable mouth noises. FOR GOOD.
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May 18, 2020
Either You Resurrect or Find a Job
Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.
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Apr 12, 2020
The Breakless Club | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 15
Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.
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