Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I got the free Eevee on the top floor, but the Pokéball slipped from my hands and tumbled down the entire...

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado Here I am patrolling the streets, minding my own business, when this teenager runs at me with a glowing...

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I killed an intruder at the top of these stairs and then wove their skin through my razor wire to frighten...

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado The screams of robotic children will echo through the cabin's halls for centuries to come. The wails will...

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I had to deliver numerous burgers to hungry NPCs for hours in order to get to this terrible game's only...

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I have committed...unspeakable horrors to these marines time and time again. I think I'll say sorry by...

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado Rebel Scum may have captured my command posts, but they never took my stairwell. I give it 3 droids I'm not...

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I came. I touched. I got a disease from the pool. I give it 5 safety regulation red flags out of 5.