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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion—Vilena Donton's house | Stairwell Review
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than these stairs.
Mar 21, 2020
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Watch Dogs | Stairwell Review
Why watch dogs when you can watch stairwells?
Feb 29, 2020
38


Sniper Elite 4 | Stairwell Review
They told me I couldn't drive my car up a flight of wooden stairs. So I grabbed my kar and then drove its stock into that person's skull.
Feb 28, 2020
14


Breath of Fire 2: SimaFort | Stairwell Review
More like peepee of fire. Never wade through dank pond scum inside of a castle operated by toads.
Feb 5, 2020
104


The Elder Scrolls IV: Skingrad Guard Barracks
Woah, simmer down, Sheriff. I don't know where those dead bodies came from.
Nov 25, 2019
19


Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019), Verdansk
I began the descent. And it just kept going.
And going.
And going.
I thought I had been sentenced to reside in purgatory for eternity.
Nov 12, 2019
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Kentucky Route Zero--Gas Station Basement
The mysterious Route Zero ends up, you guessed it, in the gas station attendant's pants.
Nov 4, 2019
38


The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past | Hyrule Castle
I didn't choose the green tunic life--the green tunic life chose me and not my bitch of an uncle that lost a fight to some weak
Sep 18, 2019
18


Spec Ops: The Line | Chapter 5: The Edge
I got sand in my crack; I got sand in my wind pipe; I got sand in my crack pipe. AND I had to use my AK. Needless to say, it was not a good
Sep 12, 2019
8

Hypnospace Outlaw, Gus's Heavenly Stair
I barfed, and it perpetually sloshed down every step like an unhindered, bilious slinky.
Jul 28, 2019
120


Old School Runescape, Wizard's Tower
2nd floor; more nerds; only three beds. Looks like Wizard stands for Wives In Zealous Advanced Relationships Doing it.
Jul 19, 2019
108


Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, Consulate
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado Did you know that you'll get banned from the game for 31 minutes following two measly team kills? Oh, you...
Apr 9, 2019
49


Battlefield 1, Windmill Map idk
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado Who doesn't love a good windmill? Song of Storms plays in my head while I introduce Jerrys to my trusty...
Apr 8, 2019
30


Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, Resistance
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado The last time I played this map online people used hacks and stood atop the roofs, out of reach and reading...
Apr 6, 2019
15


Condemned: Criminal Origins, Ch.2 different stairwell, boi
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I smacked the crap out a that dude with this pipe. ... That is all. 2 oiled up bum wrestlers out of 5....
Mar 30, 2019
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Condemned: Criminal Origins, Chapter 2
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado The police are looking for me. They want to steal my power that turns anything I touch into a deadly melee...
Mar 28, 2019
2


Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Sentinal Beach
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado Little known Jak and Daxter fact: the locals gather here once a year to sacrifice a Yakow to Boggy Billy who...
Mar 25, 2019
4


Just Cause 3--Vista Fonte, Prima
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I climbed to the top, grappled my own men to helicopter wings, and then started up said helicopter. For one...
Mar 17, 2019
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