I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than these stairs.

Why watch dogs when you can watch stairwells?

They told me I couldn't drive my car up a flight of wooden stairs. So I grabbed my kar and then drove its stock into that person's skull.

More like peepee of fire. Never wade through dank pond scum inside of a castle operated by toads.

Woah, simmer down, Sheriff. I don't know where those dead bodies came from.

I began the descent. And it just kept going. And going. And going. I thought I had been sentenced to reside in purgatory for eternity.

The mysterious Route Zero ends up, you guessed it, in the gas station attendant's pants.

I didn't choose the green tunic life--the green tunic life chose me and not my bitch of an uncle that lost a fight to some weak

I got sand in my crack; I got sand in my wind pipe; I got sand in my crack pipe. AND I had to use my AK. Needless to say, it was not a good

I barfed, and it perpetually sloshed down every step like an unhindered, bilious slinky.

2nd floor; more nerds; only three beds. Looks like Wizard stands for Wives In Zealous Advanced Relationships Doing it.

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