The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion—Vilena Donton's house | Stairwell Review
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than these stairs.
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Feb 28, 2020
Sniper Elite 4 | Stairwell Review
They told me I couldn't drive my car up a flight of wooden stairs. So I grabbed my kar and then drove its stock into that person's skull.
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Feb 5, 2020
Breath of Fire 2: SimaFort | Stairwell Review
More like peepee of fire. Never wade through dank pond scum inside of a castle operated by toads.
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Nov 25, 2019
The Elder Scrolls IV: Skingrad Guard Barracks
Woah, simmer down, Sheriff. I don't know where those dead bodies came from.
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Nov 12, 2019
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019), Verdansk
I began the descent. And it just kept going.
And going.
And going.
I thought I had been sentenced to reside in purgatory for eternity.
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Nov 4, 2019
Kentucky Route Zero--Gas Station Basement
The mysterious Route Zero ends up, you guessed it, in the gas station attendant's pants.
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Sep 18, 2019
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past | Hyrule Castle
I didn't choose the green tunic life--the green tunic life chose me and not my bitch of an uncle that lost a fight to some weak
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Sep 12, 2019
Spec Ops: The Line | Chapter 5: The Edge
I got sand in my crack; I got sand in my wind pipe; I got sand in my crack pipe. AND I had to use my AK. Needless to say, it was not a good
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Jul 28, 2019
Hypnospace Outlaw, Gus's Heavenly Stair
I barfed, and it perpetually sloshed down every step like an unhindered, bilious slinky.
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Jul 19, 2019
Old School Runescape, Wizard's Tower
2nd floor; more nerds; only three beds. Looks like Wizard stands for Wives In Zealous Advanced Relationships Doing it.
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Apr 9, 2019
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, Consulate
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado Did you know that you'll get banned from the game for 31 minutes following two measly team kills? Oh, you...
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Apr 8, 2019
Battlefield 1, Windmill Map idk
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado Who doesn't love a good windmill? Song of Storms plays in my head while I introduce Jerrys to my trusty...
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Apr 6, 2019
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, Resistance
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado The last time I played this map online people used hacks and stood atop the roofs, out of reach and reading...
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Mar 30, 2019
Condemned: Criminal Origins, Ch.2 different stairwell, boi
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I smacked the crap out a that dude with this pipe. ... That is all. 2 oiled up bum wrestlers out of 5....
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Mar 28, 2019
Condemned: Criminal Origins, Chapter 2
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado The police are looking for me. They want to steal my power that turns anything I touch into a deadly melee...
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Mar 25, 2019
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Sentinal Beach
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado Little known Jak and Daxter fact: the locals gather here once a year to sacrifice a Yakow to Boggy Billy who...
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Mar 17, 2019
Just Cause 3--Vista Fonte, Prima
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado I climbed to the top, grappled my own men to helicopter wings, and then started up said helicopter. For one...
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