Kenny Sawggins | Everybody Cut Foot Loose
"Kick off your Saw-nday shoes"
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Mar 24
DJ Khaled's Titillating Beats
"A nether one." (translation: a speaker is also located in my nether region)
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Nov 12, 2023
Where Those 'Down With the Sickness' Vocals Came From
Ten Thousand Light Bulbs in the Air
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Aug 2, 2023
Face Off | Kate Bush, John Travolta
I'd be runnin' up that hill (wearing your face) Runnin' up that road (still wearing your face) Runnin' up that building (sweating profusely)
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Jul 28, 2023
Creed's Scott Stapp Seen Busking for a Job
"I'd really prefer to work somewhere on or adjacent to golden streets."
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Jun 20, 2023
IceCP | F*cking Dragnets
Where's all the sexy corpses at? Don't tell me I bought all this scuba gear for nothing!
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Jun 15, 2023
Did You Know? Guns n' Roses Converted 'Sweet Child O Mine' Lyrics for International Release
Flaccid Jazz I haven't an ounce of regret for making this.
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Feb 20, 2023
Did You Know This Ozzy Osbourne Fact?
On the first night of the South American tour, Ozzy bit the bat-shaped mustache clean off a poor señor's face.
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Aug 10, 2022
Rinse and the Real Lotion
Flaccid Jazz This is what it sounds like when doves cry [SPLASHING NOISES]
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