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Kenny Sawggins | Everybody Cut Foot Loose
"Kick off your Saw-nday shoes"
Jul 14, 2024
2

DJ Khaled's Titillating Beats
"A nether one." (translation: a speaker is also located in my nether region)
Mar 24, 2024
2


GABBA
Yo Momma Momma Mia
Mar 20, 2024
4


$uiciderboy$ Hard Cider
Your liver will handle what your heart can't. Drink up, bitch.
Mar 20, 2024
8


Ñ the Enya Mariachi Cover Band
I say 'yay'; You say 'yay'; We all say 'yay' for Ñ.
Mar 4, 2024
7


Kornsync
Hey I just met you
This is cray
Here's my number
Call me May
Feb 5, 2024
6


Where Those 'Down With the Sickness' Vocals Came From
Ten Thousand Light Bulbs in the Air
Nov 12, 2023
4


Face Off | Kate Bush, John Travolta
I'd be runnin' up that hill (wearing your face) Runnin' up that road (still wearing your face) Runnin' up that building (sweating profusely)
Aug 2, 2023
7


Creed's Scott Stapp Seen Busking for a Job
"I'd really prefer to work somewhere on or adjacent to golden streets."
Jul 28, 2023
12

IceCP | F*cking Dragnets
Where's all the sexy corpses at? Don't tell me I bought all this scuba gear for nothing!
Jun 20, 2023
7


Did You Know? Guns n' Roses Converted 'Sweet Child O Mine' Lyrics for International Release
Flaccid Jazz I haven't an ounce of regret for making this.
Jun 15, 2023
7

VAN HAILIN'
"Runnin' (Up the Meter) With the Devil"
Jun 14, 2023
2


Rick Paramoranis
That's what you get when you let spaceballs win
Jun 6, 2023
3

Shot Through the Heart, Museum Curator to Blame
You give Louvre a bad name
Jun 2, 2023
2

Cup my life into Reese's
Entire cup may be submerged in a milky brine.
Mar 1, 2023
10


Did You Know This Ozzy Osbourne Fact?
On the first night of the South American tour, Ozzy bit the bat-shaped mustache clean off a poor señor's face.
Feb 20, 2023
13


Gojiravatar | The Way of All Water
Pandoraborous
Dec 29, 2022
1


Rinse and the Real Lotion
Flaccid Jazz This is what it sounds like when doves cry [SPLASHING NOISES]
Aug 10, 2022
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