A bag of Chest Mix contains all the loose, slippery human organs you can wrap your lips around.

"Aren’t the dimensions within the human mind not an expanse equal to the multiverse?"

Quit losing your envelopes to carelessness, the wind, and insert third example here before shooting the commercial--buy The Anvilope today!

I need a month to catch up. The state is on fire, as is everything. Relax and watch a great MST3K episode.

If media from the late 80s and early 90s has taught me anything, it’s to never trust the punk wearing a studded jean jacket.

The VCR Czar Imagine you've managed to upchuck your corndogs and cheese curds into the air on the Tilt-A-Whirl in such a way that it...

Greetings, citizens of Olympia! I am your recently appointed VCR Czar, and it's my humble regret to inform you that your movie opinions, and consequently, movie reviews have been eliminated.

This just happens to be my favorite place on campus to play guitar and make unsettling screeching noises.

"Kick off your Saw-nday shoes"

I don't have much to say about this.

Donald, Goofy, and Sora fight the hordes of Hardless, thrusting and busting evil Dicney villains who use The Hardless like pawns.

Where has the time gone? Where has my ample supply of cheese gone?

The moment The Littles make their decision to adopt him, Stuart berates his fellow orphans for having been picked-over for a mouse.

"A nether one." (translation: a speaker is also located in my nether region)

Safety first!

Skin chips are hand peeled & fried to dry, flaky perfection. Naturally salty, our crispy boys are sure to satisfy any cannibalistic cravings

Yo Momma Momma Mia

Our employees painstakingly clothe magma-hot falafel in flannel, creating our trademark product: FALANEL

Your liver will handle what your heart can't. Drink up, bitch.

Food scientists at Standford & Sons University have bio-engineered the very first food that is not sexual in any way, shape, or form.

Relief instantly washes over you, as Nunyun holes are large and famously not tight. Sticking one's finger in a Nunyun gives no satisfaction.

Treatment includes but is not limited to: Sighing loudly or making fart sounds with your mouth during foreplay

I say 'yay'; You say 'yay'; We all say 'yay' for Ñ.

Sparky's life didn't quite go as planned. But he is still a pretty good boy.