This just happens to be my favorite place on campus to play guitar and make unsettling screeching noises.

"Kick off your Saw-nday shoes"

I don't have much to say about this.

Donald, Goofy, and Sora fight the hordes of Hardless, thrusting and busting evil Dicney villains who use The Hardless like pawns.

Where has the time gone? Where has my ample supply of cheese gone?

The moment The Littles make their decision to adopt him, Stuart berates his fellow orphans for having been picked-over for a mouse.

"A nether one." (translation: a speaker is also located in my nether region)

Safety first!

Skin chips are hand peeled & fried to dry, flaky perfection. Naturally salty, our crispy boys are sure to satisfy any cannibalistic cravings

Yo Momma Momma Mia

Our employees painstakingly clothe magma-hot falafel in flannel, creating our trademark product: FALANEL

Your liver will handle what your heart can't. Drink up, bitch.

Food scientists at Standford & Sons University have bio-engineered the very first food that is not sexual in any way, shape, or form.

Relief instantly washes over you, as Nunyun holes are large and famously not tight. Sticking one's finger in a Nunyun gives no satisfaction.

Treatment includes but is not limited to: Sighing loudly or making fart sounds with your mouth during foreplay

I say 'yay'; You say 'yay'; We all say 'yay' for Ñ.

Sparky's life didn't quite go as planned. But he is still a pretty good boy.

The animals' bodies begin to grow. A little. They grow, like, almost a foot bigger. It's super intense.

Hey I just met you This is cray Here's my number Call me May

"Believe it or not, while hanging from this adhesive tape covered in dead flies, I've found God. And She has a proboscis."

Imagine adding ice cubes to trail mix.

Baldur's Gait is finally here for an Xbox360. Come see and watch all the horses walking that you could for ever ask.

It feels like I swallowed a live hedgehog. It's like my esophagus is a window curtain, and that blue candy I swallowed was Garfield.

Ten Thousand Light Bulbs in the Air